Whatever the hell I feel like putting up here.
I'm younger than I feel. And younger than I look. 20 years old as of May '12
I love being a Pokemon Master. (supernerd)
ASK ME ALL THE THINGS.
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me
(Source: sleepingsilhouette, via optimistic-and-inspired)
